the one with politically correct terms!

A guide to the constantly changing world of how to talk without offending people!

memorize!

A Criminal - unsavory character
A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged
Abortion - Near-Life Experience
Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist
Alive - temporarily metabolically abled
Bald - comb-free
Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance
Corpse - Permanently Static
Cowardly - Challenge Challenged
Dead - environmentally correct human
Dead - living impaired
Dirty Old Man - sexually focused chronologically gifted individual
Drooling Drunk Idiot - person on floor
Drowning - aquatically challenged
Drug Addict - Chemically Challenged
Fat - horizontally gifted
Fat - People of Mass
Fat - person of substance
Full of Crap - fecally plenary
Garbage Man - sanitation engineer (sosyal)
Insane People - Selectively Perceptive
Insult - Emotional Rape
Really Big Nosed - nasally disadvantaged
Serial-Killer - Person with difficult-to-meet needs
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Slum - Economic Oppression Zone
Ugly - aesthetically challenged
Ugly - Cosmetically different
Ugly - facially challenged
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured (for bums)
Wife - unpaid sex slave
Worst - least best
Wrong - differently logical


Ang plastik! LOL