2.27.2009

How To Be Cool

This List is goin 'round teh internets. A very cool guideline for losers to make themselves out of the lowest rung of the social ladder! So YAY!

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Cristiano Ronaldo's Ball

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Portuguese soccer fans at Carnaval and Mardi Gras celebrations commemorated Cristiano Ronaldo by making a gigantic float that has emphasis on his being foot-ball-er. NSFWish



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Big Sunglasses




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2.26.2009

Simple Life



Stormtroopers are the personal army of Emperor Palpatine and of his commanders, carrying out the will of their superiors without question. But life's not all about wars and pew pew, take a look at a Stormtroopers' simple life....


Check out Greg the Bunny's Flickr for more!

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Sex Fail




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Well placed Miley Cyrus Fan


OscarGasm

Winning an Oscar can really give you a Big-O

2.25.2009

Anime Fetish

I love Japan!



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2.24.2009

A Very Cruel Eyechart

test your eyesight here....



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World's Oldest Dog

Meet Chanel – the world’s oldest living dog aged 20 (aged 102 in canine years). But yeah the bitch is still very strong!

Ageing Chanel does have to wear a pair of special goggles for her cataracts – but by donning those, she has proved you can teach an old dog new tricks. She also wears sweater because she gets cold easily. Her old age can be attributed to an unlikely diet of table scraps and boiled chicken. She also sleeps all day. That's the life!

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French Boys Dancing

cool choreography! check it out...

2.21.2009

Super Mario Papercraft

I love Mario! And wow this is the first time I've seen a cool papercraft model of popular game character.


The papercraft model is followed from the game's most famous scene; Mario jumping up to nudge the question mark box in order for it to spit out an item (a gold coin, a mushroom, a power up, blah blah blah). In this particular model, a gold coin actually pops up as you move the lever...

You can DOWNLOAD THE MODEL HERE, and try it yourself, if you have so much time in your hands to waste, but at least you have a Mario Papercraft model which is pure awesomeness!

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The Future of Dating (Part 2)




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The Future of Dating




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Light Up Your Lungs

Most cigarette vendors in India have this device (with a burning coil) for consumers to light up, using this as a medium Six Inches Communication and the NGO Courage India redesigned this cigarette lighting box into a lung replica that vividly illustrates the harm smoking can do...


The coil on both lungs lights up when you press the button, after which the smoker could press the tip of the "cancer stick" against it to light. Over time the area that smokers used to light up becomes darker/discolored.


Smoking is bad bad bad.
See how much muck smokers breathe in with every inhalation: amazing demonstration from GhettoScience


And HERE are some effects of smoking...

EW!

2.20.2009

Fast Food Ads Vs Reality

Compare the shiny fast-food advertisement to the real shit thing... hmmm not a very happy meal...



Subway Turkey Breast and Ham Sub


Wendy's Southwest Taco Salad


KFC Famous Bowl


Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar

That's the magic of advertising, it can sell crap to people!
click HERE for more!

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Rihanna's Injuries: The First Look

Poor girl...



TMZ posted of what they're claiming to be the real picture of Riri's condition after the infamous fight with boyfriend Chris Brown....

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2.19.2009

Don't Mess With Dogs!

Dog shows who's the boss!!!!


This is what's gonna happen 2 seconds after this

Don't Mess With Cats!

The cat shows who's the boss!


I have the same facial reaction when our cat bites me

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Gisele Bundchen shows off her Nips

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She can sport it though...

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2.18.2009

David and Victoria Beckham Senior Citizen Version

Who pops it better?


British magician Paul Daniels and his wife have posed in Closer magazine parodying the recent Emporio Armani underwear ad of Victoria and David Beckham.



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This is how kids end up sperminating girls
twice their size by age 12...



Alfie Patten, is that you?

Michael Jackson's Head!

A robotic head from MJ's Collection is up for grabs at the King of Pop's Collection Auction at the Beverly Hills Hilton in April.



Aaaaand it can melt like MJ's real face! rip apart into this!


Who wants??? for the right price MJ's gonna give you his head!
Click HERE for more MJ goodies

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2.17.2009

Crazy woman misses flight

Crazy woman misses flight in hong kong international airport, and she's gone berserk!



Viral vids these days contain a lot of screaming...

2.16.2009

Cute Pug Looking Sad

Few things when being pantless IS adorable...



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Alfie Patten, Dad at 13

Little boy dad Alfie Patten, 13, admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”


4-foot-tall 13-year-old father Alfie Patten doesn't know how much diapers cost for his newborn baby. He did, however, know how to put his pee pee into his 15-year-old girlfriend's vajayjay!

Things are moving sooooo fast these days....

Read the full article here.

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Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston in Bed...

This pic of Miley Cyrus kissing 20-year-old beau Justin Gaston in bed is said to be the teen singer’s AIM icon...


Things are indeed moving fast...

Chris Brown's Official Apology

Finally Chris Brown has released the following statement of apology:


“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds.”

He's dragging the name of God!

2.13.2009

Mommy to the Rescue!

This is why moms are so great!

Eye Worms! What The Fu............!

NSFE (NOT SAFE FOR THE EYES)
NSFH (NOT SAFE FOR THE HEART)
NSFWS (NOT SAFE FOR WEAK STOMACH)
What the heck it's NOT SAFE FOR EVERYTHING!


Stumbled upon this pic and realized how horrible internet can be at times (uhmm okay a LOT of times). Here guys is one of those horrendous HORRENDOUS parasites in the this planet......

Loa Loa worms (also known as the “eye worm”) are classified as filarial worms, meaning they thrive in human tissue. Loiasis, often misspelled as “loaisis”, is the infestation of loa loa worms in humans.





I made the pic small, click at your own risk...

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It lives in the rainforests of central Africa, and is frequently contracted through fly-bites. Humans are the only known natural incubators for the disease the worm causes, Loiasis, whose symptoms mostly consist of Red Spots, Itching, Soreness, Swelling, and Fantastic Ultra-Suicide when you first see a 2 ½ inch long worm swim through your fucking eyeball for an hour. If you think I’m exaggerating about the Ultra-Suicide, keep in mind that this is how they remove it.

And now you know! useless maybe, but at least you add something in your science vocab.... okay please don't hate me...

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Miley Cyrus Gets Sued for $4 Billion....

Turns out that Miley's apologies weren't enough. One woman has filed a class action lawsuit against Miley, on behalf of 1 million Asians who are living in Los Angeles, and the price = $4 billion!



From TMZ
Lucie J. Kim claims to represent more than 1 million Asian Pacific Islanders who live in L.A. County. Kim claims when Cyrus posed for the photo, she "knew or should have known that her image would be publicly disseminated via the media, which Cyrus knew focused on her private life, specifically TMZ."

Kim says in the suit, filed Wednesday in L.A. County Superior Court, that each Asian Pacific Islander is entitled to the minimum damages for a civil rights violation -- $4,000. Add it up -- $4 billion!

Kim says Miley's "just a kid" defense doesn't fly. She says it's like Paris Hilton claiming to be just a kid. Ouch.

Miley's peeps could not immediately be reached for comment.


Wow....

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