9.05.2008

top 10 u.s. sex laws

i stumbled upon these crazy and waaaayyy beyond bizzare sex laws!

1. oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including arizona.
2. in virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. it is illegal for husbands in willowdale, oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in georgia.
5. engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in washington, dc.
6. in connorsville, wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. in harrisburg, pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in florida.
9. it is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

the question is, how will the authorities know???

7 comments:

  1. Darn I guess I can't go to Florida...Cuz I love me some porcupines. You have to think though some of these laws had to of happen to make them illegal in the first place right?

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  2. yeah i thought of that too, hey thanks joe for droppin!

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  3. 2. in virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. -- WHY?! Seriously.

    6. in connorsville, wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm. -- IN THE FIRST PLACE, why would a man shoot off a gun during that time?!

    10. sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds. -- so every animal range in that area has a a weighing scale. ugh

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  4. i love americans! they're so kulit

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  5. narinig ko na dati na may mga ilang states nga sa america na may mga rules pagdating sa sex. no wonder maraming wild sa kanila sa sex kasi pati yun nilagyan nila ng rules. di ba nga rules are made to be broken? ehehe.

    mas maganda pa din dito sa pinas, walang kahit anong batas pagdating sa pagtatalik, kaya dito na lang ako. lolz

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  6. Seriously now?

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  7. it's okay. you can jump naman from one state to another to experience different things diba?

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