the one with politically correct terms!

A guide to the constantly changing world of how to talk without offending people!


A Criminal - unsavory character
A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged
Abortion - Near-Life Experience
Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist
Alive - temporarily metabolically abled
Bald - comb-free
Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance
Corpse - Permanently Static
Cowardly - Challenge Challenged
Dead - environmentally correct human
Dead - living impaired
Dirty Old Man - sexually focused chronologically gifted individual
Drooling Drunk Idiot - person on floor
Drowning - aquatically challenged
Drug Addict - Chemically Challenged
Fat - horizontally gifted
Fat - People of Mass
Fat - person of substance
Full of Crap - fecally plenary
Garbage Man - sanitation engineer (sosyal)
Insane People - Selectively Perceptive
Insult - Emotional Rape
Really Big Nosed - nasally disadvantaged
Serial-Killer - Person with difficult-to-meet needs
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Slum - Economic Oppression Zone
Ugly - aesthetically challenged
Ugly - Cosmetically different
Ugly - facially challenged
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured (for bums)
Wife - unpaid sex slave
Worst - least best
Wrong - differently logical

Ang plastik! LOL


  1. hahaha! ibang level na talaga to! haha! kung hindi ako nagkakamali, these are called euphemisms... changing socially unacceptable terms into acceptable ones...hahaha! cool...


    uhmm..hindi na ako emo ngayon...haha! nakakapagod na eh... magsusuicide na lang ako..haha..thanks for visiting, mate.

  2. hahaha... i like this. panalo to!!!

  3. ron pag nag-suicide ka kunin ko kidney mo benta ko, joke!!

    i hope you get better

  4. ang dami nang euphemisms pala grabe

  5. Garbage Man - sanitation engineer -ang bango pakinggan..

    Fat - horizontally gifted - ayus toh!! hahahah!!

    Ugly - facially challenged - wahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance - very formal!!!

    haahhahaha!!lurve this post!!

  6. nod nod at ron.

    lovin this post doreamon! hahah i mean alex.

  7. @jhammy: kalurki ba?

    @dens: i love doraeman


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