Megan Fox is a Cold Hearted ____ (Insert a noun here)

Ugh! you can see that all hopes in the world came crushing when Ms. Fox ignored that little boy's yellow rose.

You can see the ball of sadness there. Megan's loss, I do think the moment she touches even the tip of the flower, the little boy's gonna turn into this tall, dark and handsome guy that's pure s-e-x. Oh well...