the one with insults

i'm not good at arguments, i do speak up when i need to but i'm not as aggressive and pushy as others, i'll just shut up eventually, because i know in the end i'll be vindicated, and you know what?? i do most of the time!

i'm sooo inggit to those people who can come up with the greatest "comeback" words when having a verbal fight, because i don't have the ability. i'm the one who, in vernacular, is called "sopla"

that's why i love reading insults books and sites....here are some that i got.

* Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
* Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
* Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
* Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
* Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
* Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
* You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
* All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
* I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
* You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control. (this is so mean)
* Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
* If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
* You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
* You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
* I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
* Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
* Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
* Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
* Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
* You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
* I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'