Dudley Gets Thin

Harry Potter star Harry Melling gets thin! Whoa!

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Satan's Letter to Patterson

Last week, Pat Robertson (the popular tele-evangelist) told that the earthquake in Haiti was caused by a pact made with the devil.

This is how the story goes...

They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you'll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal.

On Thursday, the devil himself reached out in order to clear something up. This one goes 'round the internet, Got this letter from Facebook.

Dear Pat Robertson,

I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth — glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox — that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it — I'm just saying: Not how I roll. You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings — just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.

Best, Satan

Oh apparently this came from Star Tribune

Paterson got pawned!!

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Brutal Honesty Moments

Like Thomas Jefferson once said "Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom." Check out these pics, they're pretty... wisdom-ous?



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Humongous Dog Tickles the Baby

Something to make you smile today!



Awwww, sweet doggie...

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5-Year Old Jonah Rocks

The boy's a rockstar!

Andy Roddick Upstaged by Koalas

If you think koalas are cutsey, innocent little creatures this video will probably shatter that.

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To Put is Simply...

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Cutest Photobomb Ever

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Never Kiss a Guy During a Stare Down

Darth Vader with a Parasol

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Reverse MJ

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Facebook Status: Single

Don't blame that person, sometimes I wanna do the very same thing....



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Kid Stuck Behind the Couch

Poor little kiddo got stuck behind the couch. The same totally happened to me when I was that age ---- minus all the adorableness

How did he get there? He explained what happened....



Makes sense!