Mr. Fantastic can't get it up anymore! His hand I mean...
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1.30.2009
Superheroes When They Get Old
Even superheroes get old too, it never occurred to me until this...
Mr. Fantastic can't get it up anymore! His hand I mean...
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Mr. Fantastic can't get it up anymore! His hand I mean...
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Bacon Explosion!!!
Heart Attack screaming!
Weave together lots of bacon strips, add sausages, some crispy bacon bits and about a gallon of BBQ sauce, and this is what you get: 5,000 calories and 500 grams of FAT!
Why are good things so bad???
BTW, here's the recipe if you wanna have stroke...
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Weave together lots of bacon strips, add sausages, some crispy bacon bits and about a gallon of BBQ sauce, and this is what you get: 5,000 calories and 500 grams of FAT!
Why are good things so bad???
BTW, here's the recipe if you wanna have stroke...
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Ultimate British Male
Gillette made a sketch based on answers to poll questions about the most desirable features of famous British men to mishmash and create an image of the "ultimate British male." They picked Hugh Grant's hair, Daniel Craig's eyes, Orlando Bloom's nose, rugby player Jonny Wilkinson's mouth, race car driver Lewis Hamilton's skin, and Ewan McGregor's jaw. Here's the result...
The melange turned out undesirable....
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1.29.2009
Vagina Repair
ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES!! HAHAHAHA
I love love love the haiku-ish ad
Iwasan ang buwa
Mister Matututwa
Puerta Ipagawa
Efffffingg EPIC!!!! And who can better repair "that"??
BTW, buwa is fallen womb...
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I love love love the haiku-ish ad
Iwasan ang buwa
Mister Matututwa
Puerta Ipagawa
Efffffingg EPIC!!!! And who can better repair "that"??
BTW, buwa is fallen womb...
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America's Cheapest Family!
Soooo it's easier than we all think!
Meet Steve and Annette Economides and the rest of their familia. They are the "volcanic" article to search now on Google, a family of 7 in Arizona on an annual income of about $44,000.
The Today Show, which featured the Economides family in a segment, seemed flabbergasted that a family could get by wearing nice clothes and living in a large home — without buying on credit.
hear them talk (from Fox News)
Breaking down their budget to 19 categories, they paid off their first house in nine years on an average income of $33,000 a year. Their second home, which they estimate to be worth more than $700,000, was purchased for more than $200,000 and is almost paid off.
They plan every meal before going to the grocery store, building their menu around specials and coupons. The monthly bill to feed a family of seven is $350.
They don’t buy on credit. They buy late-model used cars with cash. They also budget cash reserves for auto and home repairs so they never have to dip into reserves.
Now the Economides are turning their frugality into fountain of moolah. They have a bestselling book titled "America's Cheapest Family," and a website.
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Meet Steve and Annette Economides and the rest of their familia. They are the "volcanic" article to search now on Google, a family of 7 in Arizona on an annual income of about $44,000.
The Today Show, which featured the Economides family in a segment, seemed flabbergasted that a family could get by wearing nice clothes and living in a large home — without buying on credit.
hear them talk (from Fox News)
Breaking down their budget to 19 categories, they paid off their first house in nine years on an average income of $33,000 a year. Their second home, which they estimate to be worth more than $700,000, was purchased for more than $200,000 and is almost paid off.
They plan every meal before going to the grocery store, building their menu around specials and coupons. The monthly bill to feed a family of seven is $350.
They don’t buy on credit. They buy late-model used cars with cash. They also budget cash reserves for auto and home repairs so they never have to dip into reserves.
Now the Economides are turning their frugality into fountain of moolah. They have a bestselling book titled "America's Cheapest Family," and a website.
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A Girl Having Her Nipple Pierced
Turns out the process of perforation is not satisfying. This is SFW, but may turn out otherwise if your workmates frown upon the screams of agony of this girlie
OUCH! they don't numb it first???
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OUCH! they don't numb it first???
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1.28.2009
Wanking Off Now Will Kill You Later
There's a new study that suggests high frequency of sexy times (even "self love")in your 20s and 30s may increase your chances of developing prostate cancer! (I can hear collective OMGWTF NOOO!!!! from every guys now)
From Science Daily
Men with prostate cancer were also more likely to masturbate frequently than men in the control group, with the greatest difference in the twenties (34% versus 24%) and thirties (41% versus 31%). The differences were less pronounced in their forties (34% versus 28%) and by the fifties the cancer group was slightly lower (25% versus 26%).
Full article here
Scientists will never stop destroying people's lives, sorry to report, hehe
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From Science Daily
Men with prostate cancer were also more likely to masturbate frequently than men in the control group, with the greatest difference in the twenties (34% versus 24%) and thirties (41% versus 31%). The differences were less pronounced in their forties (34% versus 28%) and by the fifties the cancer group was slightly lower (25% versus 26%).
Full article here
Scientists will never stop destroying people's lives, sorry to report, hehe
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1.27.2009
I Can See Dead People Snowfiti Dick!
Miley Cyrus Wardrobe Malfunction
Miley Cyrus made her rated-G photoshoot into somewhat rated-R!
Thank goodness she caught it quickly! But the pervs out there are quite disappointed...
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Thank goodness she caught it quickly! But the pervs out there are quite disappointed...
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1.24.2009
McSteamy's Penis Breaks, People Rush To Google
After airing the episode where, ummmm McSteamy broke a very vital bone, the world is left wondering, “can that happen to me?”. Then there's a volcanic searching on Google...
Back to the question... the answer is YES and it's called penile fracture!
CBS offers some answers, and some advice:
"There is no 'penis bone,' but you can break your penis all the same. It's called penile fracture, and it's not a subtle injury. When it happens, there's 'an audible pop or snap,' Montague says. Then the penis turns black and blue. And there's terrible pain. Penile fracture is rare, and it typically happens to younger men because their erections tend to be quite rigid. Here's how to avoid penile fracture: don't use your penis too roughly. A common way that penile fracture happens, Montague says, is when a man is thrusting too hard and fast during sex, and slams into his partner's pubic bone. Also, a woman who moves wildly while on top of a man during sex can break a man's penis."
from Grey's Anatomy...
"Oh God ! No Permanent Damages"
OUCH!!!!!!
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Back to the question... the answer is YES and it's called penile fracture!
CBS offers some answers, and some advice:
"There is no 'penis bone,' but you can break your penis all the same. It's called penile fracture, and it's not a subtle injury. When it happens, there's 'an audible pop or snap,' Montague says. Then the penis turns black and blue. And there's terrible pain. Penile fracture is rare, and it typically happens to younger men because their erections tend to be quite rigid. Here's how to avoid penile fracture: don't use your penis too roughly. A common way that penile fracture happens, Montague says, is when a man is thrusting too hard and fast during sex, and slams into his partner's pubic bone. Also, a woman who moves wildly while on top of a man during sex can break a man's penis."
from Grey's Anatomy...
"Oh God ! No Permanent Damages"
OUCH!!!!!!
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Crossbreed of Fox and Duck!
A kiddo who never ever heard any swearwords before makes up a story…
A f*ck is a very silly animal that eats meat, has no legs and is bad at jumping...
The magic of not knowing....
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A f*ck is a very silly animal that eats meat, has no legs and is bad at jumping...
The magic of not knowing....
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Bush Obama Morph
The morphing of Bush and Obama's face that illustrates the "transition" period...
the middle pic is freaky...
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the middle pic is freaky...
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1.23.2009
Animals Who Think Objects To Be Their Moms
I had a chick who thought my walking robot was its mom, but these are more adorable... and they're orphans, sad... there's your fix of emo-ness today...
With her hazel eyes, mop of fluffy grey hair, and tiny black face, this cute baby lemur looks happy to have found something to cling on to.
A group of orphaned baby owls cuddle up to an owl stuffed toy which has become their surrogate mum after they were found on the brink of death in the wild
The tiny Siamang gibbon snuggles up with her surrogate mother, a toy camel. She cries like a human infant if the toy is out of reach.
Four tiny orphaned hedgehogs are snuggling up to the bristles of... a cleaning brush - because they think it's their mother.
A baby penguin which had to be separated from its family after a greedy sibling continually ate all its food (what a douchebag of a sibling!)has found companionship - with this stuffed toy.
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With her hazel eyes, mop of fluffy grey hair, and tiny black face, this cute baby lemur looks happy to have found something to cling on to.
A group of orphaned baby owls cuddle up to an owl stuffed toy which has become their surrogate mum after they were found on the brink of death in the wild
The tiny Siamang gibbon snuggles up with her surrogate mother, a toy camel. She cries like a human infant if the toy is out of reach.
Four tiny orphaned hedgehogs are snuggling up to the bristles of... a cleaning brush - because they think it's their mother.
A baby penguin which had to be separated from its family after a greedy sibling continually ate all its food (what a douchebag of a sibling!)has found companionship - with this stuffed toy.
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Obama Action Figure
Move over James Bond here comes Double-0Bama
Complete with American flag, microphone, red & blue ties, weapons (he's anti-war right?), and (????) picnic set.
More action here!
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Complete with American flag, microphone, red & blue ties, weapons (he's anti-war right?), and (????) picnic set.
More action here!
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1.22.2009
Wanna Be Like Mommy
A first grader submitted her homework...
After it was graded and the girl returned to school the next day with the following note from mommy, explaining the racy drawing...
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
Always always check your kids' homework parents out there.
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After it was graded and the girl returned to school the next day with the following note from mommy, explaining the racy drawing...
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
Always always check your kids' homework parents out there.
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen with BOOBS
From: The Daily Telegraph
ASHLEY Olsen is reportedly trying to persuade her twin sister Mary-Kate to get a matching boob job with her...
Star magazine reports Ashley is considering getting her boobs done - she wants to be more voluptuous," reports a "supposed" insider.
"And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn't be glaringly obvious."
"That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally."
Mary-Kate Olsen, according to the report, is not a fan - she is horrified by the idea and hates being told what to do and how to look by Ashley.
Hopefully here's how they're gonna look like if they undergo the surgery...
so
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Ryo Ishikawa: The Next Tiger Woods
Or more of Asian Chuck Bass??
Who pops it better?
Anyways, Ryo Ishikawa, 17, is a Japanese golf prodigy turned pro at 16!!! He became the youngest player to win ¥100 million in a season on the Japanese men’s tour in 2008, By the end of last year he had became the youngest player EVER to reach the top 100 of the Official World Golf Rankings. He will make his debut on the U.S. PGA Tour at next month's Northern Trust Open. He's now testing his $1M glof club...
It pays to be gifted!
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Who pops it better?
Anyways, Ryo Ishikawa, 17, is a Japanese golf prodigy turned pro at 16!!! He became the youngest player to win ¥100 million in a season on the Japanese men’s tour in 2008, By the end of last year he had became the youngest player EVER to reach the top 100 of the Official World Golf Rankings. He will make his debut on the U.S. PGA Tour at next month's Northern Trust Open. He's now testing his $1M glof club...
It pays to be gifted!
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Some Like It Weird...
Yes, this one is from men's collection in Milan...
It’s kind of a cute in a strange way, but it isn’t clear to me whether we’re supposed to wear at work, or games, or just for casual evenings out with the family or friends. Or I'll just leave it in the wardrobe because i won't be able to sport this.... ever.
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It’s kind of a cute in a strange way, but it isn’t clear to me whether we’re supposed to wear at work, or games, or just for casual evenings out with the family or friends. Or I'll just leave it in the wardrobe because i won't be able to sport this.... ever.
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Human Dumbbells
A gym in Bank, London, has replaced its dumb-bells with human weights to encourage people to exercise more. Members of Gymbox can choose one of five people ranging from two small folks to a hefty 155kg man. The human weights, who sit on adapted machines, are said to help gym-goers by letting them visualise what they are lifting. They will also shout words of encouragement if requested.
This is ultimate application of visualization theory.
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