May 2009

5.27.2009

In this age of carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're nomnoming. And of course, if you're going to eat j*zz, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet.

Now you know!

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Workout Dog!

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5.26.2009

Beijing's Dark Poetry

"The temple explodes the chicken cube,
The soil bean burns the beef.
Slip away the chicken slice,
black mushroom rape.”

Deep!

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Don't Expose your Feeling on the Internet

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Butterfly Attack

Awwwww!

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5.22.2009

Addicted to Boinking

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Danger : Cats

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Cat catches his Treats

ahhh cats these days....

5.21.2009

Who won American Idol???

I still can't believe Auntie Adam Lambert lost..........

From: Yahoo

Kris Allen takes the `American Idol' title
By LYNN ELBER, AP Television Writer 1 hour and 41 minutes ago

Folksy singer Kris Allen is the new "American Idol," turning judges' favorite Adam Lambert into an also-ran.

Host Ryan Seacrest said on Wednesday's finale that nearly 100 million votes were cast for the finalists. The 23-year-old Allen, a student from Conway, Ark., bested the 27-year-old Lambert, a theater actor from San Diego.

The two-hour finale included performances by the Black Eyed Peas, Cyndi Lauper, Carlos Santana and Rod Stewart. Lambert performed with Kiss and Allen dueted with Keith Urban.

Before the announcement, the two finalists dueted on "We are the Champions" with the surviving members of Queen.

Allen gets a record contract along with his "American Idol" title.

Shoot I'm gonna crawl now to my bed and try to analyze things coz' everything's a blur. I'll still try to sleep. Still feverish here....
Maybe bottles of beer would comfort....

Congrats to Kris Allen.

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5.20.2009

Kris Allen : Finale Performance : American Idol

Ain't No Sunshine

What's Going On

No Boundaries

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Adam Lambert : Finale Performance : American Idol

Mad World

A Change is Gonna Come

No Boundaries

I hate the last song but whatevs..... Go Adam!!!!!

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Japanese guy sets record for paper plane flight

Japanese engineer Takuo Toda has set the world record for the longest flight for a paper airplane, keeping his design floating in the air for 27.9 seconds! Wow!

Mr Toda, chairman of the Japan Origami Airplane Association, showed his extraordinary paper plane flying skill at a competition in Hiroshima Prefecture in April and it has now been confirmed by Guinness World Records as the longest flight by a paper plane ever!

Watch the vid!

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Amen

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This is why she has a pet

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5.19.2009

Ellen DeGeneres' Tulane University Commencement Speech

The coolest and the fun-est commencement address ever!
WATCH WATCH WATCH!

I love how she spoke in the level of the youth..even if she was cracking jokes for the most part..there was a poignant message that everyone of us should learn..

A Miserable Childhood

This book is pretty shocking, but I guess it's only appropriate that kids must know that nobody should touch them like the f*ckin uncle in the story.

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Note to God : Charice Pempengco on Oprah again!

Youtube singing sensation Charice Pempengco appeared on Oprah Winfrey's show once again to debut her first international single "Note To God"

Support Charice, download this single on iTunes!
Support Charice, download this single on iTunes!
Support Charice, download this single on iTunes!

Quote of the Day

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Gloryhole Fail

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Dogs are Great

After an injured retriever was hit by a car, its puppy protects it from both oncoming traffic and rescue workers.

Fortunately both dogs are fine!

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Whack-a-Kitty

The Youtuber says "THAT NO KITTENS WERE INJURED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO."

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5.13.2009

Anatomy of a Hug

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5.12.2009

History Lesson from Miss Panama Candidate

"Confucious invented confusion and was the oldest Chinese person."

Figure Drawing

Some artists start very carefully, drawing slow, crisp lines. Others start out with a transferred drawing or with a lot of messy doodles of paint and hope for the best.