12.24.2008

MERRY XXXMAS!!!!!

merry merry merry christmas !!!!!!

12.19.2008

bacon 'n cheese roll

is there too much of a good thing???? me answer yes - a log of woven bacon strips rolled around cheese... this is screaming heart attack but it looks yum...



here's how

....... and die happy

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attacking polar bear

dangggg cute!



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12.18.2008

angry monkeys

a show monkey in china fight back after being abused by their trainer. the man was apparently beaten senseless, which is totally violent for the monkey to do, which is totally understandable because the trainer totally asked for it (he viciously beaten one of them). he totally deserved it...

we have to be nice to them, who knows planet of the apes could happen... and these primates would rule us making us slaves and all, here's an early sign...


don't mess with them

awesome dog houses

check out these dog houses! lucky them...


shoot! i can be their human!

earn while winking

you might want to earn some extra cash for the holidays, then here's for you, just wink! feelunique.com , a uk beauty site, is hiring models to wear a "tatoo" of their website address on their eyelids. the marketing program is paying models $.06 per-wink, thanks god the tats are temporary but the cash is real for as long as you can keep it in your pocket! creepy but lucrative!

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sex sells!

a student political party promoting more sex won their election in italy recently, after creating this steamy campaign poster featuring students doing the nasty nasty on their parents' bed (freaky..). it reads: “Some people think that university students don't need their own space, but we don't agree.” i think this kind of ad will go very well in every university. trashy alert!



from: austrian times
A far Right student group has stormed to victory in Italy after pledging to fight for more student accommodation so students can have more sex. The advert for the far right Unione Universitari (UV) taking part in student body elections at the Turin Politecnico Institute in Northern Italy showed a young couple having sex in their parents’ bed with the parents sleeping either side. The poster demands more student flats and cheaper rent, and has the caption: "Some people think that university students don't need their own space, ... we don't agree." Angry rivals who lost the election want it held again without the naked posters, but Fernando Moretti, a spokesman for the UV, said: "The election was won because of the ideas, not because of a hot poster. "The far right get a lot of criticism and we wanted to debunk the myth of nazi right wing losers. As this election shows, uncover us and you can see that our ideas are not so bad."

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throw shoes at bush (flash game)

you can do it too!!!
click to play!



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12.17.2008

ode to joy (muppet style)

i dunno why but this video made me happy today!



they say you can measure someone's intelligence by their ability to see something as funny, if that's the case i'm in serious danger! haha, whatever i love them muppets

12.16.2008

throwing stuff at bush gif



the video became sooo huge on youtube and now the gifs! here's a collection of some of the animated gifs of bush being thrown different stuff...

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epic!

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david archuleta - a little too not over you (video)

check out david's just released “A Little Too Not Over You” music video.
it’s the second single from his self-titled debut album, me liking thiz song

dog vs laser

a pug and his human having him fooled with a laser. cute!

x-men origins: wolverine movie trailer

this looks sooooo good!

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE HD

12.15.2008

foresight

funny pictures
moar funny pictures

george bush's reaction to the shoe hurling incident

mr. bush's reaction of the incident. "I don't know what his beef is,"



he really doesn't have a clue.....

bush dodges shoes thrown at him

president george bush ducks from shoes thrown at him by iraqi journalist identified as muntazer al-zaidi from al-baghdadia television network, during press conference in baghdad, december 14, 2008



the iragi had an emotional outburst when bush declared "the was is not over"

(got this one from dale)

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snowball fight with obama

xmas is in the air, and we believe...


he should ask the secret service to take care of this sort of thing for him. but i guess that would spoil the fun...

twilight before xmas

funny twilight parody



12.14.2008

monkey diet experiment

two monkeys experimented. one eats the amount it needs, the other the amount it enjoys (usually fatty foods).

click the image to see which money is good shape and has aged better. this graphic is from a new york times that appeared in 2006 but it just hit #1 on digg! well it's never too late to eat healthy right?

click click!
canto, left, a rhesus monkey, is aging fairly well at 25 on a calorie restriction diet. owen, though only a year older than canto, is frail and moves slowly. he eats a normal diet.... gotta be like canto from now on, but it's HARD!

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12.13.2008

more white lion cubs!

a pair of rare white lion cubs have taken their first baby steps in public just a day after they were born.



the cubs were born at belgrade zoo in serbia. white cubs are extremely rare because both parents must have the same particular recessive gene. although around 50 white lions have been bred in zoos for their unique color, they have not been seen in the wild since 1994! yes that long. serbia's capital was delighted to welcome their new residents.

cute overload!

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zac efron and vanessa hudgens in a sex shop

this is the best fan meeting pic ever! a fan posed with high school music stars recently in a sex shop, well they're already of legal age already right? or maybe they're doing some xmas shopping for the fellow hsm stars who knows... the disney stars these day hayy


you gotta love tiny penis toys in the vanessa pic. hehe

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anti-crime rap song

el paso police department anti-crime rap song. if this video doesn`t keep the kids off the street, i don`t know what will. it has bomb-ass beat!

12.12.2008

computer geek built himself a girlfriend

creep alert!

if blind dates, speed dating or mail-order brides haven't led you to that wonderful place called lurrrrve, you could always take a leaf out of inventor le trung's book - and build your perfect partner.

the 33-year-old techie has created aiko - a twenty-something(???) fembot who not only looks feminine and sexy but also does household chores and his accounts.


here's aiko in action. katakot

aiko has a knack for maths and she has 13,000-sentence vocabulary - in english and japanese. she can also recognize faces, read aloud from a newspaper and give directions. wow. she's a geek too!

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mind reading machine by the japanese

this one's creepy. a japanese research team has revealed that they invented a mind reading technology that could eventually display a person's thoughts and dreams on a computer screen. oh the japs...


"It was the first time in the world that it was possible to visualise what people see directly from the brain activity," the private institute said in a statement.

"By applying this technology, it may become possible to record and replay subjective images that people perceive like dreams."

this is gonna be a solid proof of dirty minds, and maybe soon we'll have thought police too! read the article here.

touch dong's body

kim dong won, gives us his sultry version of mariah carey's song, "touch my body"



i love it when he starts waving his arms, all diva like and stuff, i prefer this one than the kiddie version of this song, that one's shocking.

12.11.2008

now me / young me

color wars came up with a very cool contest idea, which is to take your kiddie photo and recreate it in the present day. hence the name youngme/nowme. check out some of the entries...


brilliant right! i want to do it but i was too cute as a kid as i look horrible now.. you know i avoid people asking me "what happened??" and i avoid killing someone too. anyways you can join the contest here!