the one with tarot

You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

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sounds interesting... i wonder what will 2006 fhm's sexiest will say about this this

Mr D has a wayyy funnier version of this one, but i'm so tamad to sift through his blog to borrow it.

the one with marriage

marriage is a strange phenomenon that happens to human beings. and the best part is, both the unmarried and the married are unhappy, though for radically opposite reasons, one for not being married, and the other for being married...

gosh i'm being pessimistic!

movie

i went out this weekend to see wanted

stylized violence.

absurdly ridiculous actions.

curving and kissing bullets.

and rats!!!

it's silly and I LOVE IT!!! i got drowned in adrenaline!

payday na, watch this one!

the one with insults

i'm not good at arguments, i do speak up when i need to but i'm not as aggressive and pushy as others, i'll just shut up eventually, because i know in the end i'll be vindicated, and you know what?? i do most of the time!

i'm sooo inggit to those people who can come up with the greatest "comeback" words when having a verbal fight, because i don't have the ability. i'm the one who, in vernacular, is called "sopla"

that's why i love reading insults books and sites....here are some that i got.

* Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
* Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
* Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
* Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
* Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
* Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
* You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
* All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
* I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
* You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control. (this is so mean)
* Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
* If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
* You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
* You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
* I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
* Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
* Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
* Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
* Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
* You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
* I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

the one with laughing baby

live longer life by laughing heartily ^^

this goes out to all the emo people out there!

laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....

the one with "noo way, come on...get real!!!"

"I would rather have a Philippines run like hell by Filipinos than a Philippines run like heaven by the Americans" -- Manuel L. Quezon


there's only one thing i know, I WILL NEVER EVER WANT TO BE IN HELL...

thoughts???

the one with "manny pacquiao: national hero"

Manny Pacquiao: National Hero
everytime Manny Pacquiao wins his match, he instantly becomes the national hero of the philippines. everyone's talking about him and you literally can smell the excitement on the air. i'm not a big fan of boxing but i like placing bets

.... i guess we should wait and see if tomorrow's another magical event for him....

WTH! IT SHOULD BE!! I WAGERED 500 PESOSES WITH MY COUSIN KAYA!

sino pa dyan ang tataya??

UPDATE: MANNY WON! AND I'M 500 BUCKS RICHER, TEE HEE

the one with the fhm's sexiest winner

she beat angel locsin! and i smell blood, angel's fans were furious!

WTF get a life!

the one with "britain's missing top model"

from: NYDAILYnews.com

A new UK reality show called "Britian's Missing Top Model" is set to debut on the BBC this July. The show is a modeling competition featuring physically challenged models from around the world . Some girls have missing limbs, one is paralyzed and another is deaf.

See, they CAN do it too..

these chicks will show people what they have... err, or what they don't have

the one with laban pacman

Manny Pacquiao: Lord of the Rings

from Inquirer.Net
“A record is at stake and that’s my motivation,” said Pacquiao during Thursday’s press conference at the Media Center of Mandalay Bay.

Of course he said that in this way

"dipinitly a rekord is at stik and dats my motibeshon"

He added....

“I’ll just do my best. I feel all right because I no longer need to starve myself to make the weight,” said Pacquiao, noting that there’s no need for more talk at this point. “We’re both ready to fight and let’s just see who’s better.”

In Pacman Accent...

"Al doo my beast. I peel rayt bikos I no long-ger nid to starb myselp to mek da weyt. Wer bot ridi to payt and lets just see who be-terr."

That's yabang Pacman!

Here's one of my favorite interviews of Manny Pacquiao. Tumambling ako when I hear this one....

say what?

ABSULUTLI LABAN PACMAN!

the one about a bad bad lady

N.Y. millionaire gets 11 years in prison for enslaving workers


from: CNN.com A millionaire who inflicted years of abuse on two Indonesian housekeepers held as virtual slaves in her Long Island mansion was sentenced Thursday to 11 years in prison. Varsha Sabhnani, 46, was convicted with her husband in December on a 12-count federal indictment that included forced labor, conspiracy, involuntary servitude and harboring aliens.

(beatboxing on the background)

(rap tune)

eat the rich, you deserve that bitch!

eat the rich, you deserve that bitch!

eat the rich, you deserve that bitch!

yo! yo! yo! uh! uh! lapit mga kaibigan at makinig kayoooo... (fading)

the one with..... mahal??? mura???

NAMAN EH..........

WHY OH WHY I DON'T GET TIRED OF WATCHING THIS VIDEO????

tsk! i'll say it again.... NAMAN EH!!!

the one with korean students

one of the things we love doing in the online school is asking the students for pictures...

paramihan!

i saw this bunch of pics of my former studes, i dunno but i'm always getting english learners who are really good-looking or terminally cute.

check them out ^^

i hate it, see i'm not so lucky with the gene pool so whenever i'm beside them i look like a pile of crap!

fair life is not!

the one with angry wife

just a few minutes ago, i was surfing friendster so refresh myself of some updates of what's goin on with my friends' and frenemies' lives...

it's funny how a lot of smart-alecky people in our high school way back in the dark ages turned out to be big losers today...


i know i'm nasty but it's the revenge of the then teenage dirtbag!

then i came across the account of one of my college friends....

she turned out to be a very angry and negative person spewing fire! click to enlarge.

"There is this woman who again i wanted to meet,sya ung girl na alam kong walang seseryoso sa kanya, feeling nya ganda nya..but u now wat magaling daw to in bed, tried and tested ng husband q.kaya nga ngayn kahit married na ung ex nya still ng attempt makipag date, may be she again wants to experience wat she and my husband did b4. kc wala ng gumaganun sa kanya. unfortunately nahuli ko cla, laking panghihinayang nya...if i wer u magbayad ka nalang para may magtyaga sa mga loose fats moh...hehehe...mukha k pang mother skin ate..."

ANG SCARY!

the one with cute kids

some picture of korean kids in school


the little boy's gonna be a future heartbreaker

the one with a high school poem

I was having an excavation through the pile of papers at home when I saw this love letter. Good thing, especially now that I don’t have a new book to read. I know it’s kinda unethical to read other peeps’ letter, but curiosity always eats me up. It was more entertaining that I thought, it turned out to be my cousin’s friend’s love note (not just a simple epistle but in a poem format) for this certain Rainier, a boy from another section of their school. Here’s how the letter goes…

Pagsintang Pururot
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Kumusta, lalaking nasa 5B
Ang kulay niya’y maputi
At cute din ngumiti
At higit sa lahat pogi

Ikaw ba’y napa-flatter?
Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Pero sa’kin, beauty is within
Pero sa totoo lang cute ka pa rin sa ‘kin

Hindi naman siguro masama
Kung ginawan kita ng tula
Isipin mo na lang na may girl na sa’yoy nag-aadmire
Kaya naman sya sa’yoy na-iinspire

Siguro ay may GF ka na
Dahil halata naman sa iyong mukha
Kaya wag kang mag-alala
Hindi kita aagawin sa kanya

Alam kong mahilig ka sa magaganda
Kaya wala akong maiharap na mukha
Kaya sa pamamagitan nitong tula
Nailabas kong ako’y may pagsintang pururot pala

Ngunit ito’y simpleng paghanga lang
At ito’y hanggang doon lamang
At ‘di na aabot pa sa love
Dahil hindi pa panahon para ako’y ma-in love

Salamat dahil iyong binasa
Kahit ako’y ‘di mo kilala
Kahit na sa utak ay may dating
At mukhang ako’y napa-praning

Kung sa iyong palagay ang gawa ko’y pang-trash can
At pang-siga sa iyong bakuran
Ikaw na lamang ang bahalang mag-desisyon
Kung ito ba’y itatago o tuluyan mo nang itatapon

Mga high schoolers talaga. Pero honestly I miss being one hehehe, especially those times when your being soooo stupid and immature. hayyy

the one about mascots!

i can totally relate to this poor kiddo


i dunno about you guys but mascots really scared the sh*t out of me when i was a little tot...

okay i hate to admit it, but i still almost pee in my pants whenever i see them so close to me...

... thanks to to teh internet i learned that masklophobia is the fear of mascots....

now you learned something!

the one with crazy koreans

i work with koreans, sometimes i get them,sometimes i don't

these pics... i totally do!

the one about heartbroken brit

a heartbroken british guy sells his 'entire life'

From: CNN.com

A heartbroken Briton is one step closer to starting a new life as he tries to auction his "entire life" online following the break-up of his marriage. Ian Usher said he was selling his house and all its contents because they remind him of his marriage. Ian Usher said he was selling his house and all its contents because they remind him of his marriage. Ian Usher, who moved to Australia six years ago, is selling his house, car, job and even an introduction to his friends on eBay. By 1530 GMT on Monday bids had reached almost US $285,000.

love problems make you do the crazy i guess...

kung friend ko siya i would tell him this.

Even though your world may appear to have collapsed around you, oddly enough, you also notice that most things still remain the same…

But why do you suddenly feel so out of place? You feel totally out of sorts. For the moment, it may even feel like that you're never going to emerge from your sorrow. You might feel that life is over and there's no meaning left for you.

It's a matter of time. It's a matter of time before normalcy returns. Though the love is lost, but your love will carry on and please remember that you do have the capacity for greater love.

It's never too late, you still have chances in your life. You'll get up once again. You'll laugh again. You'll live again… And you'll love again...

but of course he wouldn't listen still..

kasi nga heartbroken siya....

the one with batibot

20+ years ago my days were always being greeted by this song...


aaahhh, nostalgia...

the one with angel

angel locsin's the new endorser of folded and hung...

she's so gorgeous in person! really

the one about...wow whatta tongue!

german schoolgirl annika irimler has a whopping 7cm tongue! she now lands herself a spot in the guinness book of world records because of this...

amazing!!

for sure it comes in handy in a lot of cases, like uhmmm....

like licking her ice cream from the tip of the cone! walang ice cream drops!


Source: BBC.co.uk

the one about equality

one of the photos that moved the world....


NORTH CAROLINA—A black man drinks at segregated water fountains, 1950. © Elliott Erwitt
White’s man burden. The difference is stark and very direct. It just hits you right in the face. White Americans even believed that they deserved better drinking fountains. Absurd.

it's good thing blacks are now standing on fairer ground (or so it seems) nowadays in the states.

and soon black will be the new face of america...



the world's changing...

now, gay marriages in some countries. the last one to lift the ban against it was california in the u.s.


they can legally be married. like every should in my opinion, it's only fair...

i hate it when people are having this old thinking that we're not all the same.

we're all the same...

how can gay love be different from other people's? god is love remember?

i think it's natural

and it has to be celebrated...

*this post can be blasphemous to others, this is just my opinion and i'm just all for equality!

the one with subliminal messages

WOMEN’S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like

MEN’S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
14. Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I’d like to have sex with you.
15. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

the one with hitler color photo

it's pretty strange to see adolf hitler's softer side... anyways, rue de archives released this pic recently. this was taken on the 50th birthday of the said historical figure, and yeah color photograph was a new technique that time...

typhoon frank

frank was a huge monster ...

‘Frank’ leaves at least 229 dead, 700 missing. from: Inquirer.net

(photos from: inquirer.net and xinhua/reuters)

my prayer goes out to the victims and their families...

be strong...

mv princess tragedy

Hundreds may be trapped in capsized ferry. from:CNN.com


photos from:CNN.com

tough times....

so sad to see this....

the one with p*tang*na! ghost!

i got this one from chuvaness

scary!


this one is a viral video in singapore. caught on cctv in an elevator at raffles place.

who's working in a graveyardshift dyan???? hala!

is this for real??

FIND OUT HERE!!!

the one with call center culture

biggest call center tradition here in pinas ... sleeping! look at them slumbering like a babe............ oh my!! a lot of people will kill me!!! this one's artistahin!!! and this one too! but i still have to doodle it oilyness!! i'm a little bit scared of him okay i know i'm nasty!

and there will be a part 2!